By. James S. & Haskell M., staff writers
What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a dog without legs? You don’t. He won’t come anyways.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 said,¨Where do you live?¨
Could a man eat lava? Yes. Once.
What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He saw his house burn down.
What does Martin Garrix always forget on fishing trips? His lines.
What’s black, and white, and red all over? A dead cow.
Do you want to hear a joke? Well too bad. This is an anti-joke article.
A man goes 140 mph in the middle of the night, and says, “What am I doing in this joke?”
What happened to the mirror when an ugly man looked into it? Nothing, because you would have thought it would have shattered, but mirrors are incapable of shattering because of ugly people.
I wanted to burn some calories today so I lit Mc. Donalds on fire.
What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of an ocean? A horrible boating accident.
I got 99 problems and I’m going to see a therapist about them.
Friends are a lot like snow. When you pee on them they disappear.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You’re under arrest.
An atomic bomb walks into a gasoline station. I think you know what happened next.
A Samurai walks into a bar, and says, “オウ。それを傷つける。” Look it up.
What’s deadly, and can kill everyone if they eat it? Playdough.
What’s big, blue, and eats rocks? Nothing, there is no such thing.
I like to go and throw rocks at birds. The birds always crack up after they leave.
Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.
Women are like sharks. They come into your life unexpectedly, and when they leave, they take a piece of you with them.
What happened to the man that got poisoned? He was cured. Not all anti-jokes are dark.
I can remember the last words my Uncle Sam said before he kicked the can. He said, “I wonder how far I can kick this can.”